9

After playing ball with Daddy via Skype.
Abbie: "Did you know that Daddy's not very good at this, he didn't even catch the ball one time."

8

"Mom, pretend your my boss and say it's ok to have a cupcake for breakfast!"

7

Abbie (holding helmet): "Should I wear this in the car while you drive?"

6

Abbie: "Mommy, do you know why it rains?"
Mommy: "Why?"
Abbie: "Because an elephant in the sky has lots of water in his trunk, and he blows it down on us like we are a river."

5

Mommy: "Abbie, can you pass me the spray oil."
Abbie: "Of course not."
Then Abbie hands Mommy the spray
Abbie: "Here you go, Mommy."
Mommy: "I thought you said Of course not."
Abbie: "Tricked you."

4

"That was just my mouth talking."

3

Mommy: "Abbie, please sit back down in the stroller."
Abbie: "You're not my best friend anymore!"
Later....
Mommy: "Abbie, please come help Mommy clean up this mess."
Abbie: "You're not my best friend anymore!"
Later....
Mommy: "Abbie, want to go to the park after we leave the store?"
Abbie: "Oh Mommy, I love the park. You're my best friend!"

2

"Mommy, you be the bad guy. I will be the princess and stand here and scream. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

1

Abbie is fingerpainting. I tell her that I like her picture.
Abbie says "It's called me standing on a stool that is really high. That's what it's called."

Introduction

It is often said that "Kids say the darndest things!" I am constantly amazed at what comes out of my three year old's mouth. Shortly after her second birthday, my daughter informed her father and me that she would no longer go by her first name. Thus, "Call Me Abbie!" was created.